GOODBYE CHOCOLATE! – AN OPEN LETTER:
Listen, you know I love you. We’ve been through so much together through the years. Holidays. Vacations. Celebrations. Lamentations. Through thick and thin, you’ve been there for me. I love you and Peanut Butter together, you know that. I think the two of you have been a great couple for so many years and I am grateful to you both for all the joyous memories and sweet moments that we’ve shared.
I can truly say that I never saw this day coming. If you had told me just a month ago that I would ever suggest that you and Peanut Butter take some time apart, I would have laughed in your face. But, the reality is that Peanut Butter has decided it would be better if you both start seeing other edibles. At first I was shocked, confused and angry. I just couldn’t imagine Peanut Butter pairing as beautifully together as you two did. But, seeing Peanut Butter together with Vanilla? Well, I just can’t deny it anymore. Peanut Butter is very happy with Vanilla and I think a little change of scenery is a good thing…for all of us.
Be strong, Chocolate. You’re incredible and I know you’ll find someone who will love you and pair with you in a new and exciting way that will rejuvenate you and invigorate you. I heard that Caramel recently broke it off with Sea Salt, so perhaps that might be the rebound you’re looking for. We just want you all to be happy.
All of us.
Well now that that’s over, let’s go to the next page (click the Next button below) to learn more about our new couple.